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What Are You Sincerely Thankful For?
Penguins Chase Butterflies, Catch My Heart Instead
Woman Fined $3,500 For Writing Bad Review Of Business
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Little Girl's First Time Walking On Ice Will Melt Your Cold Heart
Flight Canceled After Passengers Protest Ejection of Blind Man
Unofficial, officious Rob Ford Shop Post
Watch the Russian Police Choir Cover Daft Punk's "Get Lucky"
Kitten Pops Water Balloons, Gradually Comes to Despise Water
Woman Apparently Mauled to Death at Wildcat Sanctuary
Apocalypse Now: Forever 21 Is Selling a Fake Gold 'Ratchet' Necklace
Breakdowns: Rob Ford Speaks To Jimmy Kimmel About Crack
Women Respond to 'Motorboating for Cancer' by Cupping Balls for Cancer
Oldest Woman to Finish NYC Marathon Dies the Following Day
Mainstream newspapers finally confirmed our breaking story from thi...
How Not to React When Your Friend Tells You She's Going to Grad School
Bill de Blasio Elected Mayor of New York City
Patti LaBelle Does Not Give a Fuck
A Mountain Range of Shelves Turns This Kids' Library Into a Playground
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Oh Hey, How Often Do You Wash Your Jeans?
Extreme Kitten Sunbathing
For Your Next Handbag Purchase, Consider the Scrotal Sac
Surprise: No One Graduates from Internet Schools
Happy Holidays: Startup CEO Complains SF Is Full of Human Trash
: Is Thomas Barrow a Top or a Bottom?
This Is What the Perfect Woman Looks Like, According to Men and Women
Conservative Senator's Top Aide Under Investigation for Child Porn
The family of mayor-elect Bill de Blasio is moving into Gracie Mansion for “logistical and security concerns.” The de Blasios promise to visit Park Slope, Brooklyn, where they occupy a “modest three-story townhouse,” as often as they can.
Teen Who Killed Four People Got Off On Probation Because He's Rich
First Grader Accused of Sexual Harassment for Kissing Classmate's Hand
The 'Epic Rebirth' of Godzilla Gets Its First Official Trailer
Study: Hot Students Make Better Grades
Spencer Pratt Gained 50 lbs Eating His Emotions
NBC Will Ruin Another One of Your Favorite Musicals
Walmart Bans Man for Life for Taking Advantage of Store Policy
Not content to let some silly South Carolina sheriff have all the fun, Maricopa County Sheriff and proud 'Murcan Joe Arpaio announced he would not lower his agencies' flags to half-staff to honor Nelson Mandela, as President Obama had requested.
Study: The War on Poverty Works
Watch This Mouse Decorate the Hell Out of a Christmas Tree
Things That Need to Die: Part 1
SC Sheriff Will Not Lower Flag for Mandela
Concierge Doctors Are Becoming a Real Thing
Emus and Ostriches Scramble to Flee Very Menacing Weasel Ball Toy
Woman Stuck to Home Depot Toilet After Prankster Puts Glue on Seat
Teen Claims Krokodil Ate Her Genitals
It's Time for Our
Sound of Music, Live!
Totally Sexless Snuggling-For-Money Business Shuts Down After Uproar
Man Commits Suicide in Mall After Girlfriend Refuses to Stop Shopping
Where Are They Now: the Ikea Monkey
Baby Goat Push Ups Are the Best Push Ups